Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands You can make a lot of money in this game.Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.'That would be too much of a coincidence, sir', answered the caddy in a quiet voice. He turned to his caddy and said', You must be the worst caddy in the world.' 'Well,' mutters Alex, 'neither does John Gumby.' More Clean Golf Jokes Mr Angry - Golfing A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150.
Alex asks, 'Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?' 'Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green', replied Padraig indignantly.Īlex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife, Amanda asks why he doesn't include John Gumby in the games anymore. While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Padraig remarked to a fellow club member', I'm not going to play golf with Jim Lawler anymore. Three Cheating Golfer Jokes Golf Swindler: (Guy's Favourite Clean Golf Joke) Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye: Chi Chi Rodriguez After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose: Gerald Ford.The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music: Anon.Not even God can hit a 1-iron: Lee Trevino If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron.If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball: Jack Lemmon.These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow: Sam Snead.That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course: Lee Trevino Columbus went around the world in 1492.I did it in one afternoon on the golf course: Babe Ruth It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball.Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture: Winston Churchill.
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